May 2013
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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amazing-fizzyfamily-isnotonfire: “hey phil take a picture of me pressing my face into the couch its for a funny tweet”
May 22nd
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teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
186,129 notes
2 tags
May 22nd
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May 22nd
271,019 notes
May 22nd
20,518 notes
1 tag
May 22nd
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1 tag
May 22nd
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1 tag
May 22nd
1,566 notes
May 22nd
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1 tag
May 22nd
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tupacabra: shampoo for my real friends real poo for my sham friends
May 20th
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May 20th
12 notes
1 tag
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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aboutexhaleprivilege: gothicwoadie: dietchola: those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones Someone making a white girls joke: Someone making a black girls joke:
May 20th
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imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans  it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
May 20th
89,215 notes
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
May 20th
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1 tag
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
May 20th
72,860 notes
1 tag
stupidstagram: IMAGINE: Harry finger banging u while whispering the words “I’ll pay off your student loans” in your ear.
May 20th
1,781 notes
May 20th
65,967 notes
May 20th
5,044 notes
May 20th
4,810 notes
May 20th
143,587 notes
1 tag
armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
May 20th
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1 tag
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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iusedtobeintbs: modosanai: ‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says ‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers #with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
May 19th
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May 19th
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1 tag
May 19th
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1 tag
May 19th
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May 19th
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tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
May 19th
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May 19th
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worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
May 19th
39,297 notes
poopflow: Roses are red Violets are blue
May 19th
107,003 notes
2 tags
May 19th
691 notes
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
May 18th
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May 18th
1,126 notes
Me: *reads extremely graphic hardcore gay sex scene*
Me: Awww
May 17th
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