May 2013
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amazing-fizzyfamily-isnotonfire:
“hey phil take a picture of me pressing my face into the couch its for a funny tweet”
teenwhoops:
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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tupacabra:
shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
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aboutexhaleprivilege:
gothicwoadie:
dietchola:
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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stupidstagram:
IMAGINE: Harry finger banging u while whispering the words “I’ll pay off your student loans” in your ear.
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armisael:
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
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iusedtobeintbs:
modosanai:
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
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tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
poopflow:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
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doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
Me: *reads extremely graphic hardcore gay sex scene*
Me: Awww